ARSHI-E-MEHFIL

“MAIN SHAYAR THO NAHIN,MAGAR AYE IPKKND”

“JAB SE DKHA MAINE TUMKO,MUJHKO SHAYAARI AA GAYI”

I couldn’t find more apt lines to start this one...

A BIG HEARTY WELCOME TO ALL

ARSHIANS

Welcome to this night dedicated to ARSHI-ISM...this royal ‘RAIZADA’ night of poems, rhymes and songs..yet another undiscovered feature of my own personality ...uff did i knew myself before meeting ARSHI....duhhhhhhhhhh i don’t think so..THANK U ARSHI FOR HELPING ME DISCOVER MYSELF...

And a big thanks in advance to all musicians, song writers’ & music directors’ of BOLLYWOOD and yes thanx to jingle writers’ too...WITHOUT THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF WORDS WRITTEN BY U PEOPLE ....HOW WOULD I HAVE CREATED THE PERFECT AMBIENCE FOR  THIS MEHFIL....thanx for all kind of INSPIRATIONS’ 

SO ,HERE IS AN ECLECTIC MIX OF WORDS MEANT TO ENCHANT U ALL AND TAKE YOU ON A FUNNY YET EMOTIONAL,HEARTY YET PRACTICAL AND FILMY YET ARSHIAN TRIP OF ARSHILAND...

Lets go down the memory lane and remember the various moments of

LOVE.....(for ARSHI)

LAUGHTER....(at ARSHI)

PAIN....(with ARSHI)

ANGER....(for ARSHI) and

SADNESS....(with ARSHI).........

What can be the best way to start...of course with this song dedicated to HIM..THE MAN OF OUR DREAMS...OUR ARNAV....so here goes the first dose of BARUNOMY....

CHADDI MUJHE BARUNOMY AISI,JAISE DARU DESI

SEXY SEXY ADAEIN AISI,JAISE DARU DESI

DROOL KARNE LAGI,WOW KEHNE LAGI

TERI HOTNESS PAR MAIN THO BUS MARNE LAGI

KAISE KAHOON MAIN TUJHE

HOW MUCH MAIN OOO..AHHH KARNE LAGI

CHADI MUJHE BARUNOMY AISI,JAISE DARU DESI

And then who can forget our NEXT passion after the ‘MAN’ himself...THE TRADEMARK MOMENT......THE ‘RABBA VE’,

we wait for it to happen....we strive for it to happen ...we live for it to happen...AND WHATS THE BEST WAY TO KILL TIME IN BETWEEN...we write verse in  its wait...YAA WE ACT AS DEVDAS FOR  ‘RABBA VE’...here’s one funniest one based on barun & akshay’s LOVE DUET....

*still can’t get the source of this finding of theirs –searching everywhere*

NEW VERSION OF BALWANT KAUR SONG

Saari unwanted moments aayian,

'RABBA VE' moment na aayi,

O the kendi se main shaadi vaad aavangi,

O the kendi si main cheti cheti aavangi

Ethye howe ausi saudai,

'RABBA VE' MOMENT NA AAYI.

And bcoz i am too VELLA *idle* i created the ENGLISH VINGLISH too for all u angrezs out here....

ALL MOMENTS CAME ,

'RABBA VE' MOMENT DIDN'T CAME,

IT HAD PROMISED TO COME AFTER MARRIAGE,

IT HAD PROMISED TO COME OFTEN QUICKLY,

WE R ALL INSANELY DEAD HERE,

'RABBA VE' MOMENT DIDN'T CAME.

Hehehe...i wrote this one rite after the marriage when romance just vanished from the air...OUR G-COUPLE changed into ‘DETECTIVES ON MISSION” contending to give competition to “MR. AND MRS. SMITH”..

Yaa we too wanted creepwa’s ass to be kicked but so much detective-giri and no ‘RV’ at all....NAHHHHHHHH....it was too much of the torcher... I kept reminding all of u fellow arshians’ to start taking me seriously *making serious uptight ASR face* bcoz in those hard times’ I WAS THE ONLY 'RV' LEFT .................HAAN SACH MAIN... but UFFFF kya karein , sach logon ko immodesty lagta hai.....

SO WE KEPT WAITING...and were keeping our fingers crossed in anticipation that “the moment shyamu gets kicked out..RV WILL GET KICKED IN”....but alas...who r we to judge these ever so unpredictable CVs......we were presented the gift of that GIRL FROM THE PAST...the shit-all....the snake goddess..AND YET AGAIN ..we were in the waiting mode...so I did what I consider I do best...I wrote one more

pal bhar ke liye,koi ek RV de do,

jhoota hi sahi,

ek pal ke liye dono married ban jao,

jhoota hi sahi,

humne bahut tumko umedon se dekha,

dil main basaye ek RV ki Icchaa,

RV ki Ichha bani ,

 HONEST POLITICIAN KI ichha.. hoohoho..

IPKKND main kyun, humne GFP ko dekha,

KASH YEH DONO EK RV DE DE, Jhoota hi sahi...

And don’t ever underestimate my biwi..my love ..my PINKUU..how could the poet within her could stay calm on reading the above..so she ranted this one out...

DEDE RV DE, RV DE, RV DE RE, HUMEN RV DE

DUNIYA WALE KUCH BHI SOCHE HUM HAIN ARSHI DEEWANE

JAHAN BHI JAYEN YAHI PUKARE GAANE ARSHI TARAANE, DE DE RV DE!!!

SEE..she is a smart one..KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE..u all may get the first impression that she is demanding RV from the creatives but actually she is praying to DEVI MAIYAA to gift her “ME”.....”HER RV”...*g-wink to u baby*

And since we r talking about  the hidden poetic talents of THE ARSHIANS...how can i not include this one by CLOVER...the ‘AAKASH’ of my ARSHI FAMILY...

SHANTIVAN mein jo ARNAV kisi SHEETAL se mile

Kabhi muskaaye, kabhi chhede, kabhi baat kare

KHUSHI kaise na jale, KHUSHI kaise na jale

Aag tan mann mein lage

KHUSHI kaise na jale, KHUSHI kaise na jale

SHANTIVAN mein bhale ARNAV kisi SHEETAL se mile

Mann mein to KHUSHI ke hi prem ke hain phool khile

Kis liye KHUSHI jale, kis liye KHUSHI jale

Bina soche samjhe

Kis liye KHUSHI jale, kis liye KHUSHI jale

(O, YE LADKIYAN taarein hain, chaand hai KHUSHI

Phir kyoon hai usko biswaas aadha) - 2

ARNAV JI ka jo sadaa idhar udhar dhyaan rahe

KHUSHI bechaari ko phir apne pe kya maan rahe

SHEETAL aani jaani hain, KHUSHI to mann ki rani hai - 2

Saanjh sakhaare, SANTIVAN kinaare

KHUSHI KHUSHI hi ARNAV pukaare

Oye hoye, oye hoye

Baahon ke haar jo daale koi ARNAV ke gale

KHUSHI kaise na jale, KHUSHI kaise na jale

Aag tan mann mein lage

KHUSHI kaise na jale, KHUSHI kaise na jale

Mann mein hai KHUSHI ko ARNAV jo basaaye

To ARNAV kaahe ko usse na bataaye

Prem ki apni alag boli, alag bhaasa hai

Baat nainon se ho ARNAV ki yahi aasa hai

ARNAV ka pyaar kisi SHEETAL ke mann mein jo pale

Kis liye KHUSHI jale, KHUSHI jale, KHUSHI jale

KHUSHI kaise na jale

Kis liye KHUSHI jale

KHUSHI kaise na jale

Kis liye KHUSHI jale, kis liye KHUSHI jale

Pheww...it was the longest one..but ISN’T IT AWESOME...PROUD OF U CLOVER...so aptly described the emotions we all were going through during the SGF(SNAKE GODDESS FIASCO)...

HUMMMMMMMM .... talking about fiascos’ who can forget the real PRICKIEST ONE...one which has uprooted our beings’..has shaken us deep to the roots...BQF(BARUN QUITTING FIASCO)...

main aur meri sadness aksar yeh baatein karte hain...

barun nahin hoga tho kya hoga...

kisse dekhne ke liye main subah zaldi uthkar lappy on karoongi..

kisse dekhte hue raat ko main apni aankhen bad karoongi..

kiski zindagi ke baare main sochte hue main apni bhool jaongi..

kiski baatein suna kar apne doston ko dushman bana loongi..

kiski sadness par main usse zyada dukhi hongi

aur kiski REEL KHUSHI meri

apni REAL KHUSHI se zyada important hogi...

WHATEVER..LETS TAKE A ‘LONG BREAK’ FROM THIS ONE RIGHT NOW...and  do our favourite timepass...LETS JUST BASH CVS...the people who make puppets out of us along with their sadistic mentors’ SP INDIA....this one is for them....

Star plus ke heads

4 lions ke saath kamre main band hon'

aur chaabi kho jaaye..

Purane "rabba ve" ki duniya main,

hum-tum kho jaayein.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........those were the times’...each RV OF THOSE OLD DAYS R STAMPED DEEP IN OUR HEART...we have watched each one of those so many times’ that we remember each moment, each split second, each feeling, EACH EHSAAS by heart...

But these days we have to wait for even a single one to happen...and who can forget that long wait during  GFP FIASCO but we THE ARSHIANS’ who are blessed with PATIENCE AS OUR MIDDLE NAME , WAITED..& WAITED..till the day of KARVA CHAUTH CAME...and we were rewarded for our patience...

FIRST ..with the GUTTRIEST ALOO PAKODA RECIPE SESSION...by the sex god himself...HAT JAO sanjeev kapoors’ and tarla dalals’.... HERE COMES UR HARDEST COMPETITION...

Ek din Karwa Chauth RABBA VE hoga

Aloo ka Pakoda itna GUTTERY hoga..

Maine socha na tha!

Ek din   khushi karegi sexy UMMMM

Pakoda making se FANGASM hoga...

Maine socha na tha!

And then came the “ALL IN ONE “moment...

the “AB NAA JAA” moment

And we all were mesmerised....we all were in THE LOVE TRANCE...and for the gift of those special moments given by the rowdy creatives....

JAO CVS TUMHE MAAF KIYA...

FOR LAST 5 MINUTES TUMHE MAAF KIYA

FOR THIS LONG AWAITED RV TUMHE MAAF KIYA

FOR CHOOSING THAT BEAUTIFUL SONG TUMHE MAAF KIYA

JAO CVS EVEN IF ITS FOR THIS WEEKEND ONLY

TUMHE MAAF KIYA..

Who can forget this beautiful rendition..which created an atmosphere of euphoria *pun intended*....

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES,I SEE ONLY U

I CAN CALL U MINE,ONLY IN DREAMS

LET ME STAY IN THIS DELUSION

DON'T GO JUST NOW

IT IS THE LOVE NIGHT

DON'T GO JUST NOW

ITS A SMALL REQUEST

DON'T GO JUST NOW

AWWWWWWWWWW...........”AB NAA JAA”............

This damn song made its permanent home in my heart & mind and I hummed it for days and days ...one of the ARSHIANS wrote that a song's liking increases exponentially when enacted by ARSHI.........SOOO TRUE SOO TRUE...

and how my naughty wifey could have missed this opportunity...she wrote this one...

SARDI KHAANSI NA MALARIA HUA

RV GAYI YAARON ISKO ARSHI KE GAANON SE LOVERIA HUA!

TALKING OF NAUGHTIEST ONES’.....remember the day when to pacify an angry khushi, arnav kidnapped her to the SPECIAL GARDEN and gave her THE ROYAL BOW DOWN SALUTE...that day he challenged her to stay mum for WHOLE 5 MINUTES...how could he ..... he made me write this rhyme.."johny-johny,yes papa'..THE ARSHI VERSION

khushi khushi,

YES ARNAVJI..

can u keep quiet,

YES ARNAVJI,

prove it right.

HA HA HA.....

REALLY ARNAV,5 WHOLE MINUTES FOR KHUSHI...THATS NOT A FAIR GAME...

AND neither was fair the entry of that snake goddess ‘SG’ sheetal in their life...but yes she made me believe for few moments that she is the latest love angle for NK...and i wrote this one when NK did a KC for the stalker bitch.....

SANK IS IN THE AIR...

SEE IT EVERYWHERE..

SANK HO JAAYE SAHI

GFP HO GALAT..

SANK SE BANE YEH

IPKKND KA TOPIC NEXT...

A big thanks to DM that CVs didn’t read this one out ,not only bcoz sheetal turned out to a dedicated member of creepwa’s gang but also bcoz LA is the correct choice for NK..not the all improved lavanya but that BIATCH old one...’LA’...bcoz her love dis-tanglements with NK will be a treat to watch...

LANK IS WELCOMED EVERYDAY WHEN COMPARED TO SANK

Ok....i know...i know...BAHUT DER HO GAYI NA...its time for one more barunomy dose...REMEMBER THAT DAMN LUCKY BASKET BALL AND THAT EXTRA FORTUNATE BB COURT....ahhhhhhhhhhhhh here R MY DAMN GUTTERY FEELINGS of that day...carved into one of my fav songs...my way to say SALAAM NAMASTE TO HOTTIE HOTTIE SOBTI...here it goes.....

Aata hai jab woh BB court main,

Dil mera dhak dhak karta hai,

Dribble karta hai jab woh style se,

Mera dil disco karta hai,

Jab hair woh ruffle kar jaaye,

Aur smirk woh dikhalaye,

Khelte khelte jab halke se muskaye,

MY DIL GOES MMMMMMM.......

Haan bilkul HOT-SHOT sa hai,

Haan bilkul ROCKSTAR sa hai,

Aisa bhi hoga koi,Kisne yeh socha tha ,

Aisa bhi hai koi,humne yeh paaya hai

Yeh HOTNESS KA HAI JALWA ,

Yeh SEXY SEXY ARNAV-WA

Darr lagta hai hum ban na jaayein BHOOT

MY DIL GOES MMMMM

AND HOW CAN I FORGET ALL MY NK-TYPE FRDS WHO R AT WAR WITH HINDI....here is the English version...

The way he enters BB court, My heart does lub-dub,

When he dribbles in style, my heart does disco,

When he ruffles his hair, when he shows the smirk

& When he gives that light smile,

My HEART GOES MMMMMMM.........

Yaa,he is total HOT-SHOT

Yaa,he is total ROCKSTAR

I never thought,such person exists,

I found out,that such person exists,

He is splendid HOTWA, he is sexy ARNAV-WA,

Hoping that I don't become GHOST,

My HEART GOES MMMMMMM.........

Hehehe...yaa i know...i know i am a bit too filmy...still need example after reading the above..OK THEN READ THIS ONE...

JAB TAK RAHEGA SAMOSE MAIN AALOO

CHIPKE RAHENGE SOBTI SE HUM SAB CRAZY-ULLU-s...

YES...YES... we will keep on singing these lines..

Bhool gayi sab kuch...

Yaad nahin ab kuch...

Bus ek baat na bhuli...

Chotte ..aaaaaaaaaaaa..

I LOVE U

And will remain following the below mentioned funda:

Jab se milen Arshi hain, hum ko khud ki bhi khabar nahi,

kis taraf hai ‘REAL LIFE’ kis taraf ‘SOCIETY’ khabar nahi,

hosh gul, sapnon ke hum bandhe pul,

aankh kab khuli, khabar nahi khabar nahi

We ARSHIANS TOTALLY BELIEVE IN THE FOLLOWING DEVOTIONAL LINES...

MAR KAR BHI AMAR NAAM HAI US JEEV KA JAG MAIN

ARSHI PREM MAIN BALIDAAN JO JEEVAN KIYA KAREIN

JAI HO ARSHI KI...

NA,,,,,NA...NAAAAA...dont think that i am trying to pull down the covers of this night with above mentioned devotional salute to ARSHI...

BCOZ MEHFIL ABHI BAAKI HAI MERE DOST...

Wait for the next post, where “THE ARSHI MEHFIL-CONTINUES”.......