ARSHI-E-MEHFIL CONTINUES

BARUNOMY NE GHALIB NIKAMMA KAR DIYA

WARNA HUM BHI NORMAL INSAAN HOTE THE...

Aren’t the above lines a perfect way to continue the dazzling MEHFIL NITE....

HE MAKES US GO WEAK AT OUR KNEES....and makes even the best of frds fight...YES HE DOES...if u don’t believe me then ask SRI...we had an ugly fight on the silliest barun topic on the occasion of arnav’s bday and my wifey had to interfere with the following lines to calm both of us down....

Happy Birthday to you happy birthday to you

Happy Birthday to ASR, look what you made SRI and RV DO!

HOW SEXY ARE YOU

how HANDSOME are you

Happy Birthday to ASR, SRI n RV share a sugar free friendship coz of YOU!

HEHEHE..ISN’T SHE ADORABLE...look how she herself wished arnav...

May God Bless You, May God bless you

I love YOU in BLUE and

I love you shirtless too

AND HOW COULD I HAVE NOT CONTRIBUTED ON THIS SPECIAL OCASSION 

HAPPY BDAY TO U..'DHISHUM DHISHUM"..

HAPPY BDAY TO U.."WHAT THE"

HAPPY BDAY TO DEAR ASR "ARNAVJI"

HAPPY BDAY TO U...

Ok...now as everyone of u accepts my FILMI-PAN..THEN I CAN GLADLY PRESENT THIS NEXT ONE...

Heer Heer na akho adiyo

Main te ARSHIAN hoi

'RABBA VE' keh ke le jaave

'RABBA VE' keh ke le jaave

HO MAINU LE JAAVE "ARNAV-WA" KOI...

HO MAINU LE JAAVE "ARNAV-WA" KOI...

But ..........WHY COULDN’T HE STAY HERE TILL I FIND MY ARNAV?????why do he has to leave?????????

Abhi Abhi Tho Mile Ho,Abhi Na Karo Chodne Ki Baat,

Abhi Abhi tho ARSHITALE BEGAN, NA KARO KHATAM KARNE KI BAAT

Abhi Abhi Toh WE BELIEVED IN FAIRYTALES

Abhi Na Karo REAL LIFE KI BAAT

Abhi Abhi Zindagi Shuru Hai,Abhi Abhi Tham Jaane Ki Baat

Hum Toh Haare BARUN-WA Re, BHEEGE NAINA BIN TUMHARE

MAHIYA VE....MAHIYA VE...

My mirror to the real world, my dear frd nair tried to pacify my broken heart with these practical words ” I know I am just a fan but I love him to bits, love looking at him and drooling at him, but its his life after all and we wouldn't want to be in the way if opportunity and success comes knocking on his door. If it was someone from our family will we stop him /her?”

So i accepted with a heavy heart....and ranted out in true DDLJ STYLE...   ”JAA JEE LE APNI ZINDAGI.............

OK BARUN GO LIVE UR LIFE..

but first give me back mine...

give me back my days before IPKKND..

give me back my days before ARSHI..

give me back my normal life...

give me back my days where i lived in the real world

give me back my days where 'LOVE' was just another emotion

OHHHHHH BARUN PLZ GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE

BEFORE U DECIDE TO GO LIVE URS...

But in the current scenario ,where our calm & serene ARSHILAND has been converted into a zoo of rumour monkeys and speculation snakes....I know deep within my heart that he is not going to stay....for many days I have ranted this one out...

TERE ISHQ NACHAYA..

TERE ISHQ NACHAYA...

KARKE THAIYA THAIYA..

MAT JAANA TU BARUN-WA

MAT JAANA TU BARUN-WA

NAHIN THE MAIN MAR GAYIAAN........

But now i have sumhow steeled my heart for the impending doom and have  accepted the truth that how much we may spam the SP-MACHINERY...how much we may rant out ma-behen abuses to the FAKEST 4 LIONS’..AND THE ‘BULL’ LADY....he is going to leave us...taking away OUR ARSHI with him...THIS SPECIAL COUPLET IS FOR BARUN....

When you cant see the forest or the trees,

for all the colors of your dreams,

just turn to friends their help transcends to love, love, love, love.

I believe in love,

I BELIEVE IN BARUN.

And I BELIEVE IN MY ARSHI GANG.....the sick rumoured politics going on currently may try to take away our daily doses of ARSHI-ISM...but will they succeed....NAHHHHHHHHHHH... AS FAR AS OUR ARSHI R CONCERNED, WE R TRUE SANKA DEVIS’ ...........we will KEEP ARSHI ALIVE....we will KA2......

WE WILL ‘DIVIDE OUR SADNESS’ AMONG OURSELVES AND WILL APPEAR AS A WINNER AT THE END OF THIS DIRTY ROAD FULL OF RUMOURS AND POLITICS AND BACK-BITINGS’

And as far as MR. GENTLEMAN.......MR. SOBTI is concerned..he had found a true fan in me and my ARSHI FAMILY............we r not going to leave u alone BARUN-WA...we r going to follow u thru ur career path & watch first day first show of ur every endeavour and will DO THE SOBTI DROOLING JUST THE WAY KHUSHI DANCES..COMPLETE ‘DIL SE’...WITH WINKING & SEETI & ALL...

At this juncture, the perfect choice of words appears to be these...

CHODO BQF KI BAATEIN

BQF KI BAAT PURANI

NAYE ARSHIAN DAUR MAIN DEKHENGE HUM

KA2 KA MAGIC

HUM ARSHI-STANI...AUM ARSHI-STANI.....

*now thats my freedom fighter mode..btw..its my fav mode*

For those who r thinking right now that i am a SANKA DEVI...let me remind that never ever forget the original one...MRS. KHUSHI KUMARI GUPTA SINGH RAIZADA...I created the following one spally for her

JHALLI

hamaaari sabki pyari jhalli ,over-sentiMENTAL jhalli ,over imaginative jhalli

RABBA-VE main jiski importance TITANIC

arnav ke liye jo hai OXYGENATIC

USS KHUSHI KO KYUN HAMESHA BANANA HAI

JHALLI

hamari selfless jhalli hamari caring jhalli

hamari jhalli walli khushi..

for those who don’t know the meaning of the word ’jhalli’ ,it means “adorably silly’ ....

I WILL SAY THESE LINES TO U KHUSHI....

"BANE CHAHE DUSHMAN ZAMANA TUMHARA....

SALAAMAT RAHE YEH SANAKPAN TUMHARA"

I adore u khushi even when u r at ur craziest behaviour bcoz even that reflects an innocence which is non existent in today's real world and bcoz u r the cleanest soul...i may be thought of as a dreamer or a dumb ass for saying it..but u never annoy me by all your silliness and .I WILL NEVER BE EMBARRASSED OF UR SANAKPAN DARLING...SO KEEP GOING..

I LOVE U FOR WHAT U R AND WILL NEVER INSIST FOR U TO CHANGE ..AND ARNAV AGREES WITH ME ON THAT ONE, he may remain  momentarily angry with her , may try to stop her from  doing sumthing for her own sake BUT  will never discourage her to be herself.

She is the best example of a person who ardently supports the theory ”FIRST DO AND THEN THINK”...and I lub her for that..

Btw...the latest ‘PANGA’ which arnav took is that he challenged her..questioned her SELF WORTH.....said all those heavy words about brains, courage and intelligence...POOR GUY CAN’T UNDO THE DONE...AND NOW HE IS SINGING THESE LINES...

KHUSHI KI SANAK, bas mein nahi,

 Pehle kabhi, ITNI SATAKTI thi nahi,

Tu hi bata ,iss KHUSHI ka main..... Ab kya karoon

MERE BANAYE OFFICE MAIN JAATI NAHIN,

APNE "PROVE MYSELF" MISSION MAIN MERI BHI SUNTI NAHIN,

Tu hi bata iss KHUSHI ka main, uff ab main kya karoon

Main kya karoon... RABBA VE MAIN kya karoon,

main kya karoon...

MAIN KYA KAROON....

And khushi is answering with following lines...

Main LOOKS MAIN MODERN na sahi,

But attitude mera MODERN hai tho sahi,

 DIL SACHHA HAI MERA,

Dekho mujhe DM par hai pura yakin main ,

HIGH HEELS TYPE na sahi,

Magar CHUDAIL MODELS se kam bhi nahin

ARNAVJI aapko karna hoga yakeen,

BANOOGI MAIN MRS. INDIA

For our very own BLCs......AREY BRAINLESS CREATIVES..AUR KAUN..i can say only one thing...I LOVE U IN  THE SAME WAY I LOVE MAMIJI....

sumtimes difficult to tolerate but sumtimes the most adorable human being,

sumtimes  endearingly funny but sumtimes extremely OTT

sumtimes totally unbelievable but sumtimes  amazingly convincing

Many a times the routes adopted by them to reach the main topic are ultimate BLAH-ISTIC ones filled with OTT comedy and indefinable logics...FOR ALL SUCH EPISODES i modified that old “bajaj bulb “ commercial

JAB MAIN CHOTTI BACHHI THI ,

THO ‘POGO’ TV DEKHTHI THI,

FAKE CHARACTERS’ KI LIFE SE,

KHUSH HO KAR SO JAATI THI ,

AB MAIN BILKUL JAWAAN HOON*WINK* ,

‘RABBA VE’ SE FANGASM LETI HOON

LEKIN AAJ BHI ‘CVS’ KE LOGIC SE,

MUJHE POGO TV AAYE YAAD...

TING TING TRING..

And who can ever forget their incorrigible butchering techniques , remember the way they kept on butchering anjali’s character for days & days ,at the time when shyamu’s truth was being revealed, converting an innocent yet sensible lady into a wailing, ‘always fainting’ child ...she irritated me so much that I wrote this one for her..

hats off to dumbo anjali

hats off to stupid anjali

hats off to ullu anjali

hats off to naive anjali

hats off to bholi anjali

hats off to gadhi anjali

hats off to bevkoof anjali

hats off to blind anjali

hats off to jhalli anjali

UFF ISS ANJALI KO AUR KYA KYA NAAM DOON

I think before opening this production house, these BLCs had a big butchering business....and since old habbits r difficult to forget, they r fulfilling their scratchy old habbits through butchering of their characters', and that much they r obsessed with these butchering skills that all the poor actors r running away from the show like birds try to fly away from the butcher's knife...

BHAGO BHAGO....CVs AAYE....

BUTCHERING TOOLS SAATH MAIN LAAYE......

PAYASH KO HALAL KARNE KE BAAD

AB ARSHI PAR HAIN DHYAAN LAGAYE

BUT DO ANY OF THEIR ANTICS AFFECT US.....nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

We still keep on ranting the following lines..

KHULLAM KHULLA DROOL KARENGE HUM ARSHIS’..

IN CVS SE NAHIN DARENGE HUM DONO...

RV EK ZAROORAT HAI..FORMALITY NAHIN

MIL JAAYEIN ARSHI...ZAROORI HAI BHAI

HUM WOH KARENGE,ARSHI-ISM JO KAHE

HUMKO BLCs SE KYA

And how can I conclude this mehfil without thanking one person who gave me the platform to do all this huge amount of ranting, DIV of course

I LOVE U HONEY...

Recently she gave us all a heart attack when she disappeared for one whole long week, and ME ..THE SILLIEST SANKA DEVI ...ME... wrote her these words:

sometimes my heart hurts

 sometimes it’s all in my head

Sometimes I feel lonely

sometimes I need my space

Sometimes there are no problems sometimes I’ve got too much to face Sometimes I want to face life sometimes I want to be gone from sight Sometimes I want to run sometimes I want to fight

Sometimes I know the answer sometimes I’m in doubt

Sometimes I make decisions sometimes I’m told what to do

Sometimes I find life hard

SOMETIMES SO DO U…!

All of us go thru the same depression bouts as DIV went thru, from time to time and in those moments we sing the following lines...

DUNIYA MAIN LOGON NE..CHINTA KI AUR CHINTA DI..

AAYI HOON LEKAR MAIN ...AUR KTINI CHINTAYEIN..

MUJHKO PECHANLO MAIN HOON CM......

MAIN HOON CHINTAMANI......

MAIN HOON CHINTAMANI........

MAIN HOON CHINTAMANI.......

FOR ALL SUCH FRIENDS  *spally gemy memy-wink*, here’s the final BARUNOMY DOSE direct from my SOBTI LALA LAND....

ARNAV BABY HAI CHOCOLATY

ARNAV BABY HAI CHOCOLATY

YEH ARNAV BABY ITNA CHOCOLATY KYUN HAI???

IPKKND DEKHO..KHUD JAAN JAO..

Followed by these vital words....

REHNE DE,,REHNE DE,REHNE DE,,MUJHE REHNE DE,.

REHNE DE MUJHE BARUNOMY MAIN

REHNE DE MUJHE ARSHI-ISM MAIN

RABBA VE MUJHE KARNA HAI

REHNE DE MUJHE ARSHIAN KI TARAH..

Isn’t this the perfect song for all of us...applicable for each and every ARSHIAN...LETS MARK IT AS OUR ANTHEM..our ARSHI ANTHEM...

For all the ARSHIANS' out there,

I KNOW WE R UNDER THE GLOOMY CLOUDS....

I KNOW WE R FACING THE DIFFICULT TIMES....

I KNOW WE R JUST FEW MOMENTS AWAY FROM THE FINISHING LINE...BUT....BUT...

I KNOW WE R THE ONES WHO WILL SURVIVE

I KNOW WE R THE ONES WHO WILL KEEP ARSHI ALIVE

I KNOW WE R THE ONES WHO WILL 'BULA'

BE 'BULA'                    DO 'BULA’                               STAY 'BULA'

wanna know what the heck..this crazy word means.....well its yet another abby                

 * I have reached last stage N2*

TO KNOW THE MEANING,ALL OF U WILL HAVE TO BE MY GUEST IN THE   GRANDEST REMEMBRANCE PARTY THROWN FOR OUR ARSHI ....CALLED 

"KAWOON KA JALSA"

for those who r hurt and sad and may be quite angry and disappointed and feel like death itself........ATTENDING THIS CRAZY EVENT IS MUST THING FOR THEIR EXISTENCE....SO ...

BE READY TO ‘BULA’