ABBYS ABBYS EVERYWHERE

HEHEHEHE..I am too excited to write this one. Its the major part of my identity on my love channel. Its all about my N2 disease...for those who know me, its a known term but for first timers’ let me explain to you in my long speeches mode.

N2=NICKNAMING

I have this knack to give a nickname to every person, every situation & ALMOST EVERYTHING I COME ACROSS and I ,myself become aware of my disease only when I became an ARSHIAN. Now, I am all about nicknaming, short forms, ’out of the blue’ code words and abbreviations or ‘ABBYS’ .

* see i have even shortened it ..phewww*,so in this one let me give all readers an “ABBYS TREAT”

©          RV (RABBA VE): Do this one needs any explaining. These are the words which instantly glued us to our ARSHI from the very beginning, the words our ears wait to listen, the moments our hearts strive to witness, the words which make us go weak on our knees, the moments that melt us into a puddle of goo. When these magical moments accompanied with their distinct music play on the screen we all go mushy, we all go dreamy, we all go ecstatic, we all are bewitched. These words, these moments  have gained a symbolism with time , they r the purest form of expression  for moments of love, moments of passion, moments of intensity & moments of longing to be with each other, to hold each other, to comfort each other  & most importantly TO LOVE EACH OTHER. Do I need to say more in the TAREEF of these words then that

These words r used as a nickname by all arshians to define the love shared b/w

ARSHI

THAT IS THEIR IMPORTANCE

BTW..its my nickname too, HEHEHEHE *so glad to add this bit of information*

©          Iron Lady : Who else...hamari apni Khushi...it requires one to have iron in bones to keep the sexiest phenomenon made by god called “Arnav “ at an arm’s length spally when the SEX GOD himself is leaving no stones unturned to seduce u,to woo u,to enclose u deep in his arms & to get that single HOT KISS.

She deserves an award for keeping him waiting for total of one year and 106 days i.e. a total of 471 days..phewww..*bowing my head in front of Khushi Kumari Gupta now known as KKGSR* That much self control that too in front of HOTNESS himself...she deserves a LTA, to be able to pretend with those quivering lips, shaking eyebrows & LAAL NAAK that she is not understanding any of his love signals & to innocently destroy each romantic moment that expertly...yaaa she should definitely write that book about “ROMANTIC MOMENTS BIGADANE KE 100 TAREEKE”

She made him wait, she made us wait, she made it possible for a dialogue to become the most repeated one in television history..aur kaun sa wahi “ YEH KYA KAR RAHEIN HAI AAP”, she made us go through a series of almost kisses, most kisses, kisses beside the pool, attempted kisses in sasural, attempted kisses in maayaka, kisses on cheeks, kisses on hands...phew..the list went on until the holy day came 21 Sept 2012 and THE MOST WAITED KISS happened...FINALLY.

AND BOOM...BOOM...soon after that THE IRON LADY RETURNS and now we r again in the waiting mode....*shaking my head*

©          GAREEBZADAS’ : Aur kaun, hamare apne Raizadas’...They may be people with golden hearts’ & smartest minds * hinting exclusively at arnav* but when it comes to clothes....they r the poorest.

He is a multimillionaire and that too owner of a fashion house called “AR Designs” but ...but..but..his own clothes...less said is best said. And his biwi....still wears costumes worn by actors of that old classic “MUGHAL-E-AZAM..Ohhh khushi when will u get out of ur “Saleem-Anarkali” phase..WHEN..AAKHIR KAB???????......

And shud i start about all others except DI of course..*jealous of sri at this very moment*...NAAHHHHH...this nickname deserves a whole post about it...we have blabbered so much on this topic that it will require an entire post to cover all our views, frustrations and most importantly our sarcasms.

©          CREEPWA /SNAKEWA: The evil himself, “DEVIL PERSONIFIED”, wicked, revolting, repugnant, loathsome, vicious

‘RAAVAN OF TELLYWOOD’

MR. SHYAM MANOHAR JHA

The mere mention of his name gives us creeps, so the nickname ‘CREEPWA’ and as he makes even snakes doubt themselves & their inherent slimy talents, so the nickname ’SNAKEWA’.

There used to be a villain in bollywood whose entry on the screen indicated entry of malice ,cunningness & foul play “he was Chopra...Prem Chopra” and the one person who brings the same sinister feelings to our mind with his entry on the small screen is SHYAMU-THE BABY KILLER. Even Mr. Chopra had not killed his own baby who was still in his mother’s womb but our heinous bad boy has ‘Been there, Done that’ . His mere appearance gives us creepy shudders but deep down in our hearts we love his evil antics. He is the devil we love to hate.

CREEPWA HO,THO DAIYYA HO

(in anticipation of next evil-doing)

CREEPWA NA HO,THO BHI DAIYYA HO

(in imagination of his involvement in every current wrong-doing)

HATS OFF TO MR. ABHAAS MEHTA for bringing life to this character through power of his acting talent.

©          STOPWA: The most actually hated character..some will say that the same words were used for creepwa also...so to explain to those sillies that we not hate ‘hate ‘him..we love to ‘hate’ him..but this bitch of a lady who is arnav’s daadi...GRRRRRR  we do hated her .The way she was so touch-o-phobic as if the entire world suffers from skin diseases and raised her hand to stop anyone to come in her 5-foot radius, what better name than ‘STOPWA’....and as she has gone for better so why to discuss her anymore bcoz then this post will turn into dadi’s hate mail...

©          GFP(GIRL FROM PAST) or SG(Snake Goddess):  The latest bone of our contention ,the latest twisty torcher brought in to disturb our ‘ARSHI PEACE OF MIND’.

THE LATEST ‘S ‘ TRICK -> She is arnav’s ex-girlfriend MISS/MRS. SHEETAL KAPOOR/SINGH RAIZADA..

*eiuuuuuuuu-eekkksssss*even writing down her last name makes me sense trouble.

She has not made a solo entry, she has brought in the rowdy twist, her 5 year old kid, THE FIRST LOVE CHILD OF IPKKND..

So no points for guessing that we arshians’ have got their latest topic to analyze, dissect and butcher. The atmosphere resembles the period before ARSHI marriage where we all arshians were going haywire on the topic, making out berserk judgements, designing our own analytical would-bes’ and cooking up erratic plots .

I don’t know why, but my sixth sense says that she may be a GFP(who evers’ may be) but this SG is not as evil as the SNAKE-GOD himself. She may be doing sum dirty tricks to get justice for the kid & to secure him a place in Raizadas’ family album but she is no DEVIL. She has never once actually tried to create rift b/w our ARSHI but is always found to be stressing more on avoiding the situation .We r in for justifications for all her deeds but i have to agree with most arshians’ that SHE IS A BIG FAKE...she is definitely hiding sum big bomb under her belly even if the bomb turns out to be a “FUSSU” and we get to see a positive character.

What can we do other than adopting the same theory we have been adopting from the very first episode ”LETS WAIT & WATCH”...sigh..

©          NCA   (NOT  CUTE  AT  ALL KID): YAA..WHAT TO SAY..we have got a kid in our ARSHIDOM...but he is not the kid we all wanted him to be. He is not ARSHI’s kid. He is MR. AARAV SINGH RAIZADA...

His Biodata

Name: Mr. AARAV SINGH RAIZADA

Age: 5 years

Characteristics: Copycats Arnav

Mother’s Name: Ms. Sheetal ?

Father’s Name: The current hot topic

One more Raizada...but the most unwanted one. Hate to say that for  5-year old kid but was the entry of a kid the only way left to bring twist in ARSHI-TOWN.

The kid is trying so hard to act like arnav that its reflecting in his acting and its all looking forced upon....his copycat behaviour and second –by second reproduction of arnav’s mannerisms..urghhhhh...NOT CUTE AT ALL....

Whatever be the result of ‘WHOSE BABY-R-U’ plans, i am MORE SURE THAN MYSELF that kid is not arnav’s. I have that much faith left in CVs that they may disappoint us like hell & be at their crappiest best but they would not turn this EKTA KAPOORISH leaf on us. Whatever fuzzy logic they may show, either its dhruv singh raizada or any other bull-shit nonsense, they will not make a dad out of arnav, they will maintain that much gravity of arnav’s character.

BUT WHAT TO DO..HOGA WAHI JO MANZOOR-E CVS HOGA...

©          FAKE-O-GANG:  Aur kaun..the last two newly added & not wanted –at all members..god knows WHO IS MORE FAKE-O...the kid or his mother or is she really his mother ? *spinning head*

WHAT THE CVs..we don’t love KAALI DAL..*shaking my head in disapproval*

The way she made a winning face when khushi went all lost in her doubtful thoughts on hearing that NCA has diabetes ,the way she GHUSAO herself in raizada’s house ,the way she never looses any moment to sow seeds of doubts in khushi’s mind.YAA she tries to act indifferent towards arnav ,yaa she tries to maintain a low profile as far as her expressions are concerned but SHE IS SO FAKING IT.... and what to say it doesn’t appears any where near logic that a kid that age could be trained or manipulated but how could anyone so religiously copy any other person whom he has just met..maybe they r trying to show that its in raizada’s blood & NCA has adopted these FAKE-O techniques from his dad (that dhruv person) but then how aakash is not like that..USSE ANAATH ASHRAM SE LAAYE THE KYA...

©          KA2 PLAN : It was invented the day i was behaving like sanka devi, getting all disturbed by the rumours of the show shutting down. Even the thoughts gave shudders to all arshians, so one can easily imagine THE PAGLA GANG’s despair...but being the way MY ARSHI FAMILY is..the ones’ who are always trying to find the best out of the worst situation

 * one precious quality of life taught to us by IPKKND* we had the guts to find humour in even this one and KA2 was born.

"KEEPING ARSHI ALIVE"...SHORT FORM KA2 K= KHUSHI, A= ARNAV

I had this idea inspired by my practical thoughts *yaa i can be that too-straight face* that every good thing comes to an end and we have to keep this in our minds always . ARSHI may stop being part of our daily life sum day but we will not let the ARSHI MAGIC fade away...we will not let go of this fantasy world where we got  deficiencies of our own real world removed, a place where our own unfulfilled wishes got realized, a place where we lived our love lifes’ through theirs and a place which MADE US BELIEVE IN POWER OF TRUE LOVE ,a thought often forgotten in the real world.

So here was KA2,  a deal made b/w all crazy freaky ARSHIANS’ that even if the show ends, we will remain friends for life through our love channel and will set ourselves a target of making each scene a 1000 comment one..We have started it with making the marriage celebration scene a more than 1000 comments one..and we will keep going.

We will KEEP ARSHI ALIVE,

WE WILL!

KA2 IS ON!

CHEERS EVERYONE!

©          KK(KAMLESH KHABRI): Khushi’s personal psychiatrist who believes in the saying

“JITNA ZOR DE KE BOLO,UTNA ZYADA SAMJH AAYEGA”

Khushi’s interactions with him always make us roll down from our beds in laughter and most often result in her doing the craziest things..remember that suicide attempt after her heart-to heart chat with KK...phew.. but our crazy woman and her crazy replies to the weird n crazy man on TV are "FULL PAISA VASOOL” .Those big extra-opened eyes and that lighted up face on getting the craziest idea from KK...just one thing to say

SANKA devi ki jai ho

aur

KK maharaj ki jai ho

©          SPAM COUPLE:  HEHEHEHE...the name i have thought out for me and my biwi, I like the evil sound of it. YT has a strong tendency to spam both of us whenever it gets the chance...maybe trying to test the persistence of our ARSHI-ISM but no points for guessing who wins the battle in the end..WE OF COURSE...and YT has to tear down the DNA test each time & accept that we r not NCAs and are its legit daughters .YT & its SPAM MONSTER can’t stop us..

APNE ARSHI-ISM KO HUM HARGIZ BHULA SAKTE NAHIN

SPAM KARA SAKTE HAIN LEKIN COMMENTING ROK SAKTE NAHIN

*this is my freedom fighter mode or should i say my ARSHI-DOM believer mode* SPAN KARANE WALON KO THAKAYENGE,COMMENTS KARTE HAIN,KARTE JAAYENGE...

©          DP LOGIC (DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL LOGIC):

Based on the recent happenings where arnav is kindaa of acting ignorant about khushi’s dilemma. He is not understanding the ho-hallla going in khushi’s mind after watching & listening NCAs constant comparisons being made with him and the torcher she goes through when he acts all nostalgic & friendly with SG. He may act like a typical pati right now, but the instant khushi’s BP levels will cross the tolerance limits and she is going to give him a silent treatment or her typical long sppech with KHATARNAK hindi words..we will see an intense, passionate, pain-filled RV...thats the DP LOGIC

ARNAV’S IGNORANCE  IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO INTENSE & PASSIONATE RABBA VE

We, all suckers of sad love ,will get to see the realization of our ‘jealously hurt ‘ dreams. The make-up RVs are always a treat to watch.

©          SANK: The abby created by my sanki mind for the latest possibility, love vibes b/w SG & NK. The mathematical formula:

SG+NK=SANK

Waise tho the perfect partner for NK would be ‘LA’ but “ISS CUPID-STRUCKEN NK KO KYA NAAM DOON?” ok NK go “JEE LE APNI ZINDAGI” but I seriously pray that u won’t be heart broken at the end of it all.

©          CHINTAMANI: HAHAHA..MEMY ,THIS ONE’S FOR U...Thats the nickname I gave to memy. Waise tho she is NK of our Arshi Family but sumtimes khushi’s sanki aatma enters in her and she starts having anxiety attacks about ARSHI’S future & worries so much that her hair starts to fall and then she starts worrying about her going all ‘TAKLI’. To sum up she loves to worry herself about ARSHI *so cute* and is these days trying very hard to prove me otherwise...BUT NO FYAADA MEMY.. u know, I know, we all know that u r the original “CHINTAMAI” *evil wink*

©          CFL(CRAZY FOOD LOVE): This one is dedicated to our BHUKKAD KHUSHI & her crazy food love. After arnav, the next most loved thing by khushi is her food, spally her JALEBIS’. Then there r so many others like agra ka petha, delhi ki chaat, Hyderabad ki briyani, Mathura ke pede ,her teekhe chatpate GOLGAPPE ,her ALLO PURI & that box of chanas’ hidden in her almirah .If JALEBIS” are symbol of her being upset then CHANAS’ are used by her when she is in her ‘over thinking-over imagining-exaggerating ‘ mode. The way her face lights up and she gives that 1000 watt smile on seeing her GOL-GAPPAS & JALEBIS’...always a treat to watch.

Two other people who share her passion for food are NK & Mamiji..while mamiji nibbles almost everything ranging from fruits to pizzas to besan ke ladoos’ ....NK lives to eat his chips..He is our very own ‘CHIPS KI FACTORY’.

©          RR(RAUDRA ROOP ) : We have seen him go from

Highest to Higher to High to Moderate to Low

and swear to god, we appreciate each & every one of his ‘ANDAZS OF GUSSA’. He is ASR and anger is his second name or used to be. But still now,  we jump in our seats whenever we got to see the glimpse of his RR.

And don’t underestimate our khushi in this department. If he is ASR than she is KKGSR ,the only person in the whole damn world who can show her Raudra Roop in front of ASR, who can yell at him, point fingers at him & push him back.

BEWARE ALL CHUDAILS OF THE WORLD,DON’T EVEN THINK TO TRY UR LUCK WITH ARNAV BCOZ PHIR KHUSHI TUMHARI AANKHEN NOCH DEGI.

©          GUTTERY SERIES: The theme of this blog, our most favourite place & the  word which has become a sort of nickname for all arshians’

OUR POOLSIDE GUTTER

We not only love to swim in it always, but feel proud and recognised when  we are called by this name. We love to attach this alphabet ’G’  to our every expression whether its G-pool, G-wink ,G-thoughts, G-mood ,G-road etc..etc..

We wish for khushi to show her G-gal mode, she did once when she said that iconic dialogue “hum samjhate hain”. It was her boldest dialogue till now, It was her submission dialogue..submission to their deep love and steamy passion

KHUSHI AB BUS BHI KARO YEH ‘IRON LADY’ MODE,BECOME A G-GAL

We know that u r not like those typical bahus’ and wives and very soon you will show us another performance indicating “SALT OF YOUR LOVE”

©          BARUNOMY:   I am suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder called BARUNOMY.....OHHHH SOBTI MAAR DALOGE KYA???

He is HOT , He is SEXY, He is MOUTH WATERING , He is HANDSOME, He is STEAMY , He is FLIRTATIOUS, He is NAUGHTY, He is CARING, He is GOOSEBUMPS CREATOR , He is POSSESSIVE , He is SEDUCTIVE, He is BEST LOVER IN THE WORLD , He is our own

SEX GOD

"MR. ARNAV SINGH RAIZADA"

Some say that he is not looking as best as he used to look, for all those I just wanna say,
 " He may be ungroomed or unkempt,He may not shave for days,He may not get his hair cut for months to go,He may dress up in rags, As far as I am concerned,He may not dress up at all *awww puhleez do the last one sobti* but mujhe tho woh har roop main achha lagta hai..real lagta hai..pyaara lagta hai..charming lagta hai..dashing lagta hai..tangy lagta hai..delicious lagta hai..cool lagta hai...sexy lagta hai..hot lagta hai..aur..aur..aur bhi bahut kuch lagta hai *dreamy eyes*

BARUNOMY ZINDABAD

Ok, enough of my crazy creations, here r some of the abbys created by other mad arshians’ and the characters’ themselves 

©          PHATTI SARI: Shud i write abbys separately or shud i write her name & then all her nicknames....hummm..i think the former is much better. SO here it goes, this is the yet another name given to khushi by mamiji based on her own doings but used so often that even khushi has started liking it..

Yaa why not khushi..suits ur GAREEBZADA personality and those tent like suits..if it was not a matter of girl’s izzat..i would have gone into the tv and cut those anarkalis’ with scissors..GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Btw, husband is also following in wife’s footsteps, my laser eyes r always on arnav and i can see tears at the corners of his shirt’s collar and holes in his phatti shirts..pheww..”PEHLE BIWI PHATTI SARI KYA KAM THI THAT AB HE HAS TURNED INTO PHATTI SHIRTS”..but do we mind his phattapan...NAHHhhh...PURI HI PHAAD DAALO ARNAV..MERE TV KE SALMAN KHAN...

©          KHOON BHARI TAANG:  Hey even mami has a N2 disease...she also keeps on naming people, and this one is for our mute PAAYAL...her punishment for falling in love with mami’s spineless beta....but the name kindaa suits her characterization. WHATSAYYY

©          SANKA DEVI :  Yet another name for Khushi...yet another set of words to describe the craziest queen of over imagination. The name given by buaji but adopted so adoringly by us all. Whether its her sanki dream world where she imagines the worst scenarios possible in the funniest ways possible or its her sanak bhare tricks to get things done her way,WE LOVE THEM ALL ,even if we are banging our heads to the wall and saying in ASR ‘s tones ,

”AJEEB HAI”

©          CHOTTA PACKETWA:  See what I told u all, mamiji too has the N2 disease .This is the one she gave to NCA bcoz of his

‘I AM ASR TOO’

SYNDROME

She calls arnav the ‘BADA Packetwa” and NCA the “CHOTTA “ one but we all seriously hope & pray that she is proven wrong bcoz

Chhotte ka Chhote,

NOT OK,NOT OK

©          RM(RAIZADA MANSION) : Maybe its the most used abby .The house ’shantivan’ has got itself the wrongest name. There is no ‘shanti’ in this house. There is atleast ”one” of the ‘S’ moving around in its grounds always. But this house and the lovely dumbo people who reside in it always welcome everyone with open arms, whether  its the sanak bhari Khushi, the calm river Payal, the arrogant LA or not accepted in general by society, The single mother ‘GFP’. This house is our playground, we love every nick & corner of it and are spally in blind love with “THE POOLSIDE”. Its the place where most of our guttery dreams r realized.

©          ND(NAAGIN DAYAN): The last minute addition, name given by my pissed-of biwi to GFP...don’t worry baby. Maybe she will not turn out to be one...

Btw,this post itself has also been abbyed as Abbys(A)Abbys(A)Everywhere(E)=A2E Blog *what to do-its uncontrollable*

For all those who didn’t like this post..BEWARE FROM WRITING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ...bcoz i have got a BANDOOK..yaa seriously i have one......don’t believe me..wait for the next post then..